Phew. Okay.
This is the first completely anonymous blog I have created for the sole purpose of spilling out thoughts and secrets to actual readers.
I've been in need of a vent for a long while, and I guess this is my first go at it. That's not to say I actually expect people to read this for sure, but at the very least there is that chance, and that's all I really need.
What I can say for sure is that I'm female and waaay after college. I'm going to do my utmost to leave other details out of it.
I have a lot of dirty secrets. For example, I'm quite the chronic masturbator. There were days I couldn't actually concentrate at work so I had to actually bring myself to orgasm in the bathroom just so my body would stop distracting me afterwards. (Believe me, this is very difficult to do. I don't know how guys do this in dirty bathroom stalls in summer camps.)
Also, I've fooled around drunk with my superior at work, twice. He got engaged shortly afterwards and we haven't done anything since, which is good and I'm not thinking of doing anything further. But it does shock me that for one thing, I was a virgin before those things happened. Secondly, I've never had a boyfriend in my life even until now, but I've not just been kissed, I pretty much nearly ran the whole homerun. I'm what you call a very 'technical' virgin. He never had the nerve to break past my hymen, though it came pretty damn close quite a few times.
To top this all off, I am actually a Christian. A serious one, at that. Just not very conservative and very, very horny. It's not a very fun combination to be in.
Did I mention I also like alcohol? Though I only like getting tipsy, and not too drunk.
Well, I guess this works as the opening act for this blog. Let's see how cathartic this is!
